Bitter Coleslaw is the main character of the hit show - Bitter Coleslaw. He is a lawer and helps people escape justice. He does this by saying things like, "Hello did you know you have rights?" and, "If there's any thought Better think of me For a little support At a time of need It'll be a, "No, not a chance" Try to head to town Can't see or hear Kill communication Steppin' off the grid Just to let me know To maybe cut my ties Been here before Love this winter breeze Summer's bird Shot down on its knees Take what you learned and what you need If there's any more Better think of me Couldn't feel no different After a horrible week It'll be a, "No, not a chance" It'll be a, "No" So maybe go buy time Been here before Love this winter breeze Summer's bird Shot down on its knees Take what you learned and what you need Been here before Love this winter breeze Summer's bird Shot down on its knees Bachelor's war no one's gonna need Just take what you learned and what you need Take what you learned and what you need And what you need What you need What you need What you need"

Whenever this happens the courtroom goes crazy and they say "Woaw bitter coleslaw, how'd you do it?". Of course he never replies because why should he?